extrasad:
i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk
humansofnewyork:
“After this I go to work at a pizza shop. My wife and I were college professors in Bangladesh. I taught accounting. But one dollar in America becomes eighty dollars when we send it back home.”
greekgogurt:
i wish i was an iceberg because icebergs dont have to go to school or have crushes on people they just float around destroying things
helioscentrifuge:
evilalpaca69:
paperplanesandtoyhearts:
adventure—awaits—us—lovely:
starve-cut-purge:
THIS JUST MADE ME REALLY SAD
THIS MADE ME REALLY SAD ALSO.
Why is this so sad omg
because we try our hardest but our friends only pay attention after we’ve already hurt ourselves
supermerwholocked:
yoursourwolfisshowing:
kingofanxiousthinking:
HOLY FUCK
I ACTUALLY CANT BREATHE
I LITERALLY JUST HIT REBLOG AND LAUGHED AT MY PHONE FOR A MINUTE OR TWO TRYING YO COMPOSE MYSELF ENOUGH TO TYPE THIS MESSAGE.
ITS BACK
DEAD, FUCKING DEAD.
OH MY GOD
what even,
this is music
this is actually my favourite audio post on tumblr and i’m going to reblog this for the 3rd time
oh
I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON, BUT I LIKE IT
WHAT IS GOING ON????
radhauswife:
This is amazing.
meladoodle:
coolgirlfriend:
boys who can pull off facial hair are hot
i think you’re supposed to use a razor
tomyfuturespouse:
I can’t wait to dance around the house like idiots together, singing at the top of our lungs, and annoying our neighbors half-to-death.
Thanks for being the best thing that ever happened to me.
mareeps:
remember back in like 5th grade when everyone vowed they would never do drugs
scuzzmutt:
[SMASHES INTO YOUR BEDROOM]
[SHOVES YOU INTO BED]
[AGGRESSIVELY TUCKS YOU IN]
[THROWS STUFFED ANIMALS AT YOU]
[SCREAMS A BEDTIME STORY AT YOU]
[KISSES YOUR FOREHEAD]
[BACKFLIPS OFF YOUR MATTRESS]
[RUNS OUT OF THE ROOM]
[SLAMS THE DOOR]
carstairsangel:
- When not all the books in the series are the same height.
- When books change covers with editions so they don’t all match unless you buy the series in one go.
- When some books are hardcover and some are softcover and it doesn’t match but you can’t find another copy.
- When some covers are different in certain countries so you don’t get the main one which also happens to look better than all the other varieties.
- Basically just books.
- God damn them.
ex-cuse-u:
i was browsing through ellen degeneres’ youtube videos and when i was watching her interview segments i noticed a trend where she keeps the comments enabled for all of her adult interviews but when she has a child on the show she disables any of the comments to protect the child from any bullying or negative feedback and that is why she and her team of producers are incredible
1dhomos:
im taking this photo to my therapy class to explain everything
